Vegan For A Week. Day 5

"OMG these pumpkin donuts are vegan!!!" - Jeremy Bonsol

I didn't make kale chips tonight because I was busy working at a health fair at the Embassy Suites Hotel downtown all day. It was AWESOME. Aside from living the vegan lifestyle for a week, chiropractic is my day job. Veganism is completely congruent with the all-natural philosophy of chiropractic. Chiropractic is the science of ALL things natural. It's a system of adjusting the spinal column in order to restore the function of your nervous system. It's AMAZING. And you're an idiot if you've never been adjusted before in your life. Seriously.

And I'm not being biased. I hate when people say "oh if I start going to a chiropractor, they're going to make me go for the rest of my life." (said in the most annoying whiny voice known to man). OMFG. duh! Does the dentist make you brush your teeth everyday?? Does your personal trainer make you go the gym more than once a week?? Does your car tell you to get its oil changed every 3,000 miles?? Does Ronald McDonald tempt you to eat his fake-tastic hamburgers until you start lovin' it?? (ugh) The answer is YES. If you object, then seriously GET. A. LIFE. OPEN. YOUR. EYES.

As a chiropractor, I'm telling you that you need to get your spine back into balance at LEAST once a month. HELLO! A chiropractic adjustment will restore function of your nervous system to allow your God-given, amazing, self-healing, self-regulating body to work at its highest potential. Does that make sense? If it doesn't, then you're useless. Go take your stupid pills and cover up the real cause of your symptoms. IDIOT.

Take your blind folds off and see what chiropractic has to offer. Get adjusted. Chiropractic works. And it works well.

If you don't have a chiropractor. Call me. I know a good one.




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